Steve Yeich

Congress, It's like the Smell Coming From the Garbage Can

The Democrats in Congress and Obama are so intent on being right about health care that they got it passed even if it means many of them not being re-elected because of it. So, finally, at least some good might come of this. Nancy Pelosi said recently... Read >

Why Tax Season Can Be So Taxing

We are into the beginning of tax season once again. It's that time of year when we can all feel like a congressman's mistress after a sexual liaison. And satisfied is definitely not the word I was thinking of. Tax season is when we can all feel like ... Read >

It's Time for a Lack of Action From Congress

Last weekend the east coast experienced one of the worst blizzards in recorded history, which must have Al Gore scratching his head and saying, "At least that Internet thingee I invented worked out." I always like to look for the positive in things and... Read >

Advice That's Not always Nice

For this week's article we have a guest columnist, who may return periodically, assuming I'm not arrested or burned in effigy as a result of the advice she gives out. Please welcome Darnfunnyonline's new advice columnist, "Dear Crabby". Now for the qu... Read >

Surprise! Men and Women are Different

What man, when he hears his spouse say, "We need to talk," hasn't occasionally wished that he had become a monk? The sex life would not be so good but that vow of silence thing would really come in handy at a time like that. Let's face it, men and wom... Read >

Twitter for Photos - Sharing Images

How to make use of Twitter for Photos? Twitter in itself does not directly support photo sharing, but there are 3rd-party image or even media sharing services you could make use of to attach photos and maybe even audio and video to your tweets! The sit... Read >

Scientific Studies...Not So Much

If, as many women like to say, a man's brain is in his sexual part, then getting circumcised as an adult would be like having a lobotomy. And any man who consents to get getting circumcised in the first place is a little short on gray matter to begin wit... Read >

Paradise for My Parasites

My nutritionist informed me the other day that I have parasites in my body. If you are getting the image of a bunch of deadbeats lining up at a welfare pay window inside my body you are probably wrong. I hope. She referred to me as the "host" of thes... Read >

California: Got Earthquakes?

I was reading the paper the other day and I saw a picture of California kids hiding under a table holding onto its legs and covering their heads. I was afraid it had finally happened. California's economy had finally crashed and, being "too big to fail"... Read >

Working It Out

We live in a health-crazed society yet statistics show that Americans are getting fatter all the time. This can only lead one to believe that most diets don't actually work, with one exception....The Amish diet. That's right. I grew up in Pennsylvani... Read >

Gift Wrapping, It's Not For Everyone

I just finished the annual abuse ritual that I am forced to endure each year around this time. By that I am referring to wrapping Christmas presents. I actually dislike wrapping them more than I dislike shopping for them, which is really saying somethin... Read >

Living in Las Vegas

I love living in Las Vegas. Having been here for 30 years and more than half of my life almost constitutes being a native. I am originally from Pennsylvania, who, apparently, for tourist luring reasons, likes to name their towns with sexual overtones. ... Read >

Communication-Men Vs. Women

It is a commonly known fact (meaning I believe it to be true) that women get married so they will have someone to talk to, or more accurately, someone to listen to them. Men on the other hand get married so they have someone to have regular sex with and ... Read >

Almost a Year, But Who's Counting?

We are closing in on one year since Barack Obama was elected as president, or as he says to the mirror every night, "that he was elected as God." Of course, if that were true he would be inundated with Americans praying to him for a time machine so the n... Read >